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NJ Assemblyman vs. The Devil(s)
2005.05.31 (Tue) 13:06
We caught this little gem on the news last night, and again on the radio this morning. Apparently, a New Jersey assemblyman has had it up to here (imagine our hands marking off a point very near the tops of our heads) with hockey's most evil team, the New Jersey Devils. From USA Today:
[Assemblyman Craig Stanley] is leading the charge to retire the name 'Devils' after 23 years and three Stanley Cup championships and replace it with a name chosen in a statewide competition.
"This is an age where symbolism is very important," said Stanley, whose resolution to rename the team is to be introduced in the Assembly next month. "With the team coming to a new city, Newark, I thought it was a good time to do it."
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"I've always cringed when people say they're going to see the Devils," said Stanley, a deacon at Newark's Bethlehem Missionary Baptist Church. "The merchandise, the paraphernalia is based on the actual demonic devil. Personally, it causes a little bit of an issue with me."
Wait, he's a deacon, which means he's...Christian? What are the odds of that?
Let's start from the top. The name of the team is a direct reference to the Jersey Devil, a mythical creature that doesn't roam the Pine Barrens in southern New Jersey in much the same way that the Loch Ness Monster doesn't swim about in Scotland's Loch Ness. It is not a reference to the Christian Antichrist (who doesn't skulk about in the Christian Hell roasting non-Christians for all eternity). But this little tidbit of fact won't derail Assemblyman Stanley.
Setting aside the well-known fact laid out above, who cares if the team is named after the Biblical Devil? It's a sports team, not a church group, and there are plenty of sports teams with variations of "demon" and "devil" in their names because the name evokes images of ass-kicking one's opponents. What, exactly, is the problem? Do these names lead to higher incidences of satanism among fans? Do the people who officiate for these teams report higher rates of temptation to sin? No. It just offends this narrowminded prick, so it has to be changed.
This is the same politically correct nonsense that actually caused a number of college teams to change their names because they offended Native Americans — think St. John's, Stanford, and others. Our Irish friends aren't offended by the Notre Dame Fighting Irish — even though their mascot is a bar-brawling Mick — because they realize that it's just a mascot for a sports team and not an insult. Why is this so hard for so many people to understand? We'll also mention that the Stanford Cardinal, which appears to be a flaccid pine tree of some sort, does not at all evoke images of ass-kicking. Apparently, that's what a "non-offensive" mascot does for you. Way to go, Stanford.
Also, since the Two Percent Company actually has some geographic representation in the state of New Jersey, we can attest to the fact that the state has not yet fixed every one of the actual problems facing state residents. Car insurance comes to mind. And highway infrastructure. Also that nasty chemical smell that triggers your gag reflex and makes your eyes tear up on the Pulaski Skyway (and on much of the New Jersey Turnpike for that matter). But we digress.
According to Lou Lamoriello, CEO of the Devils:
"I can assure you the Devils name will never change, and I think there are more important things to be thinking about than something that will never happen," team CEO Lou Lamoriello said. "It's who we are and what we want to be."
Well good. After all, he owns the team. We'll also mention that one of the "more important things" might be actually having a hockey season and making it profitable. Otherwise, this is all merely academic.
This is just one more example of the plethora of religious nutbags who spend half of their time whining about how atheists are on a mission to remove all mention of Christianity from the country because they find it offensive, and the other half of their time on a mission to wipe out all mention of anything that they find offensive to their brand of Christianity.
And people ask why we find it necessary to mock morons like this. Go figure.
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