Contact the Two Percent Company
Thanks to the usual assholes who like to ruin everything for you, we're taking down the contact page. Spammers are the most disgusting fucks in the world, and you should all be reamed up the ass with extremely sharp instruments that have been festering in vats of active and deadly viruses. Fuck you, spam assholes.
If you want to get in touch, find a relevant Rant and post a comment. And hey, spammers — fucking give it up on the comments already. We don't blacklist — we whitelist, which means that if you're not already on our fucking list, nothing you write will ever been seen, you fucktards.