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The Annotated Ranter Strikes Again
2006.03.22 (Wed) 08:19
The Annotated Ranter is back, and this time the Ranter's sights are set on South Dakota and the anti-Choice crowd, including that Sexist Asshat of the Year, Bill Napoli. Here's a taste:
...what do you think the chances are that some perverted Senator from Rabid City is gonna bring this whole thing to a grinding halt?
It ain't gonna fucking happen. This is one of those places where the supply-siders actually know what they're talking about. Want to stop abortions? Get those kids an instruction manual before they start messing around with their fucking equipment. You're not going stop them from doing the purple piledriver, so get over yourselves and start handing out the hard hats before they show up at your door asking "Mommy, is my wonderwand supposed to ooze like this?"
See, nature's not on your side, you nattering nabobs of nativity. You can wax nostalgic about the good ol' days all you want, but you're in for a fucking surprise if we wind up winding back that clock. Check your history books, assholes: back when abortion was illegal and contraception was just a forbidden apple in some pharmacist's eye, American abortion rates were more than five fucking times higher than they are today.
Go read the whole thing, which also includes some great links (written by religiosos, even!) explaining how differing translations of the Bible can completely alter its authors' original intentions. Duh.
Kudos to the Annotated One, yet again.
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