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Isaac Hayes: A Typical Scientologist Asshat
2006.03.16 (Thu) 22:26
Isaac Hayes, the voice of Chef from Comedy Central's South Park, has decided to quit the show. Why, you ask?
"There is a place in this world for satire, but there is a time when satire ends and intolerance and bigotry towards religious beliefs of others begins," the soul legend said. "Religious beliefs are sacred to people and at all times should be respected and honored. As a civil rights activist of the past 40 years, I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices."
First of all, no. No, NO, NO. Religious beliefs should not be blindly respected and honored any more than any other totally unsupported line of bullshit should be blindly respected and honored (or, for that matter, any more than any scientific theory should be blindly respected and honored — rather than constantly and consistently re-examined by scientists to confirm or refute its veracity and predictive capabilities). What should be respected is a person's right to hold a silly belief. Religion and religious beliefs themselves are not above ridicule, and, if we wish to advance any further as an intelligent species, that's exactly how it should be. How many fucking times do we have to hear this same stupid assertion? In point of fact, religion should be ridiculed more often than it is today. Ridicule is exactly what a huge heaping pile of bullshit like [insert whatever stupid religion you like here — we pick Scientology, in honor of Isaac Hayes] deserves.
But setting that unfortunately far-too-common misconception aside, let's look at Hayes' comments from just a few months ago:
In January 2006, Hayes told the New York Daily News that he loved the "humor in it, the audacity of Matt and Trey."
"Nobody is exempt from their humor," he said. "They're equal-opportunity offenders. Don't be offended by it. If you take it too seriously, you have problems."
It seems the silky-voiced crooner may have neglected to take his own advice.
Neglected to take his own advice? No shit, Sherlock. That's quite a change in perspective — to go from "you have problems if you are offended by this" to "I can't support this bigotry."
Matt Stone, co-creator of South Park, is justifiably pissed off at Hayes' line of shit:
"This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology," Stone told the Associated Press. "He has no problem--and he's cashed plenty of checks--with our show making fun of Christians."
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Past episodes of South Park have skewered Catholics, Jews and Mormons, among others. However, according to Stone, he and Parker "never heard a peep out of Isaac in any way until we did Scientology.
"He wants a different standard for religions other than his own, and to me, that is where intolerance and bigotry begin," Stone told the Associated Press.
[our emphasis]
Now look, we honestly would have had little to no problem if Hayes had come out and said "hey, I'm a Scientologist, and I don't want to support something that insults Scientology." Sure, we would have rolled our eyes at his belief in his oh-so-fucking-laughable "religion," but at least he would have been honest. Instead, he chose to go off on some line of utter bullshit about how the show shouldn't insult any religious beliefs — of course, this after doing tons of episodes that insulted or satirized every religion except his. That, folks, is just bullshit fucking hypocrisy. Like Matt says, Hayes had no problem cashing their checks when they were going after other religions, or other groups or individuals.
In fact, we really have to tip our hats to Matt and Trey — they handled the issue of Scientology about as well as they could have, given the circumstances. From a recent interview with GQ:
What took you so long to take on Scientology? Was the network worried about it?
[Trey Parker]: To be honest, what kept us from doing it before was Isaac Hayes [who does the voice of Chef]. We knew he was a Scientologist. And he's an awesome guy. We're like, Let's just avoid that for now. But we're friends with Penn Jillette, and Showtime wouldn't let him do an episode of Bullshit! on Scientology. We're going, That's fucked up. And hearing other people say, "You can't do that,"-you can only say "You can't do that" so many times to Matt and me before we're gonna do it. Finally, we just had to tell Isaac, "Dude, we totally love working with you, and this is nothing personal, it's just we're South Park, and if we don't do this, we're belittling everything else we've ripped on." So we realized we had to do it, and now that we've done it, now it's like we've sort of opened the floodgates. People will be less scared.
Okay, seriously; what is it with Scientology that gets them a fucking free pass? Showtime wouldn't let Penn & Teller do an episode of Bullshit! making fun of those fucks? Gee, what's the word for that...? Oh, yes: bullshit. We have to say that we are incredibly pissed off at Showtime for this, even though it's no doubt at least partly due to the extremely litigious nature of the Scientologists (and partly due to their stranglehold on so many prominent members of Hollywood's elite). Hell, a big corporate entity like Showtime is exactly who should be taking on asshats like the Scientologists. They have the legal staff and the deep pockets to make what would no doubt be a frivolous and ultimately baseless lawsuit go away. And as Trey says, had he and Matt continued to skirt this subject, they would have been guilty of the very sins they call onto the carpet in nearly every episode. It's just too bad that a "civil rights activist" like Hayes is too blinded by his crazy, brainwashing cult to see that.
Since Hayes persists in his assertion that his decision had "nothing to do" with the Scientology episode, let's see what he does say about the show's treatment of his pet insanity. Apparently, he tried to, um, "correct" Matt and Trey's "misconceptions" about his "tax-dodging phony religion." Oops, sorry — that last phrase didn't require irony quotes. Anyway, here's Hayes' take on the Scientology episode:
"Guys, you have it all wrong," Hayes said he told Stone and Parker. "We're not like that. I know that's your thing, but get your information correct, because somebody might believe that s--t, you know? But I understand what they're doing. I told them to take a couple of Scientology courses, and understand what we do."
Wait — a Scientologist telling people to take some Scientology courses? No fucking way! What are the odds of that? And the problem, Isaac, isn't that people might believe the picture of Scientology that South Park portrays — the real problem is: that is Scientology, whether you feel like admitting it or not. The sad part is that you believe the insane shit that these asshats have shoveled down your throat.
By the way, we've heard that the Scientology episode of South Park may no longer be shown on Comedy Central (along with the "Bloody Mary" episode, apparently). If you want to see it, don't let the chickenshit networks stop you — mininova and a BitTorrent client will do wonders for you.
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