Oh, wow. We never knew that Bush could joke about himself like this! We have to say, it's pretty cool of him, and we tip our hats to the man.

From an AP article which relates some of the contents of a "wide-ranging" interview, we found the following (near the end):

On a personal note, Bush said that after he leaves office, he may be interested in setting up a think tank where young scholars could write and think about freedom and liberty.

Holy shit, that's funny! He basically...wait, what? He wasn't making fun of himself? It wasn't a joke about his own prolific and well-known lack of thinking ability and his Rambo-like personal vendetta against civil liberties?

Huh.

Then we don't get this at all.

Ha HAAAHHH!!! Nice pic!

I bet you won't even find Dr. Seuss in his Presidential Library when it opens. That shit is just too Literary.