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What Would Skeptics Do?
2005.10.21 (Fri) 18:28
A brief exchange on Bill Maher's show last Friday (we caught a re-run) got us thinking:
Washington Post columnist Tina Brown: |
Given that we're in this — I mean, given the sort of religious persuasion of this administration, I think there's a real sense that we're in the end — we're in the middle of the Last Days. |
Bill Maher: |
Oh, yes. |
Brown: |
I mean, I genuinely think — I think that this is — |
Bill Maher: |
They believe that. |
Brown: |
— they've got us into this panic room and now we are just sitting here waiting for the Rapture, you know. |
Bill Maher: |
They believe that. |
Their discussion was a political one, and there were some good points raised. However, upon hearing this part, we went off on a more speculative tangent.
One of the favorite pet claims of religiosos — of nearly any flavor — is their insistence, when confronted with skepticism, that "you'll be changing your tune when Jesus comes back!" There are several variations — "You'll find out the truth of the Bible when you die and go to Hell" comes to mind — but they all follow pretty much the same theme. That theme is a simplistic and, we might add, childish one, which does nothing more than reveal the speaker's ignorance of how science works.
Let's go way out on a speculative limb here. If Jesus Christ, LnS, suddenly appeared tomorrow, genuinely performed a bunch of miracles, spoke at length with reliable witnesses, and hung around to answer questions...would our minds be blown, our worldview shattered, our belief in the importance of science, reason, logic and critical thinking fly out the window as the religiosos predict?
Uh...no.
See, all that would mean is that there was evidence that supports certain hypotheses suggested by the Babble. But regardless of whether or not their Happy Fun Instruction Book has got anything right, the scientific method would still work. If Jeebus was actually here, and we could study the things he does, and figure out how they work, that would just open up a whole new branch of scientific inquiry — it wouldn't "shut science down," as the religiosos seem to think.
Honestly, they're so tiresome, always going on and on about "What will you skeptics do when Jesus comes?" Well, quite simply, we'll talk to this person who claims to be Jesus. We'll test his capabilities, and study how any phenomena associated with his claims work. We'll continue to implement the scientific method to learn more about this person, his claims, and his abilities (if any). We'll do all this in stark contrast to the flaming religiosos, who'll all be running around with their heads chopped off (figuratively speaking) — bowing, praying, worshiping, repenting, and, lest we forget, bragging.
This is just something we were discussing, and thought we'd point out to preemptively counter such claims in our comments (and e-mail). The whole idea is such a big deal to the religosos: "When Jeebus comes, you'll be sorry!" — as if the arrival of an unfamiliar phenomenon will push all scientifically accepted knowledge aside, and throw logic and reason out of whack. You know what, gang? Scientists have been confronted with unfamiliar phenomena time and time again...and yet, somehow, they find the strength to soldier on in such a bleak and unforgiving, oh-so-inexplicable world. Why the heck do you think some nut who can walk on water would suddenly change that?
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