For the kids, who might not have understood everything our illustrious president was babbling on about — a translation:

Yu-uhp! lol

President Bush is a goof-ass. His speech was typical, political rhetoric spoken like a true goof-ass. What's new? We're used to it by now, and should be. George Bush embarrasses himself with his actions the same way Clinton embarrassed himself by taking a hummer in the oval office and getting caught. I can live with the fact that these men are idiots in their own special way.

I'm fucking pissed at the showboating, theatrics and general disrespect shown to the president of the United States by the bipartisan house acting like a bunch of 8th grade hooligans hopped up on sugar at a fucking pep rally. Stand. Sit. Stand. Sit. Mock cheer. Stand. Sit. Yeah, I fucking get it. Fuckin' idiots.

"Yes, yes, yes we do, we got spirit, how 'bout you?!" Shit. One more stupid look and roll of the eyes from Hillary Clinton and I'd gouge her eyes out and skull fuck her with a hair brush.
The whole world watches that shit and our nation should be embarrassed.

It's a pretty pathetic spectacle, isn't it?