Are our laws meant to keep people safe and free to pursue their lawful and harmless goals, or are they meant to prevent people from engaging in perfectly acceptable activities that harm no one, support our economy, and actually provide a valuable service or product?

Seriously, Massachusetts Attorney General Thomas F. Reilly, how fucked up can your misguided priorities be?

"We don't celebrate" Thanksgiving, said Rudy Chen, a former manager of a Super 88 in Chinatown

Burn 'em at the Stake! They CAN'T be law-abiding Xtians - er - Christians if they live in Chinatown (or have a name like "Chen"!) so just burn 'em at the stake!

Hope you's guys all had great Bird (or Fun 't'any rate) this TG gone bye.

Yep, the nutbags who are usually out there thumping their bibles can also take time out to thump on whatever book they have that apparently tells them exactly what "being an American" is supposed to look like. Hey, no need to bring religion into the picture every time — they're equal opportunity discriminatory assholes!

Good Turkey (and in some cases duck!) Days all around on our end — hopefully the same for you and all our readers.