Today is Easter. On this day Christians the world over tell their children a tall tale about an imaginary being who — if they are good — will reward them personally with happiness exceeding their wildest dreams. They also tell them that the Easter Bunny is coming, which is slightly more believable.

In honor of this wacky holiday of colored eggs, imagined resurrections, and jelly beans, the ninth edition of the Carnival of the Godless is available for your unwashed heathen enjoyment — head over to Yeah Whatever to check it out.

In addition, since we somehow forgot to announce the eighth edition of the Carnival of the Godless last Sunday, we're also providing a link to that one, which was hosted on Nanovirus. If you haven't perused those posts yet, then hop to it!